Foxy Misery

Foxy Misery (but just call him Foxy) is a very, very unfortunate fox. Why? He has no tail, that's why. He was just born like that, and EVERYBODY knows that a foxes luck lies in its tail. If you didn't, you lied to me.
He may not be very fortunate to say the least, but he is fortunate to have a bunch of friends to support him along his way. Life goes on, no matter how many bananas you slip on.

Fun facts:
• His full name is Foxy Anvyl Misery.
• His birthday is unknown (his mother had stepped out at the time, so it's not clear).
• Despite his name, he has no desire to jumpscare people. He did work at a pizza place, though... just not THAT one.
• He has no style, he has no grace.
• Described as looking "suspiciously like an egg." That person is "stinky and wrong" and also me.

Lidzer

Lidzer is a man with a mission, but too bad since we don't know what it is. He is usually confused, angry, happy, tired, or silently seething in hatred. Ah, yes, the 5 stages of grief.
He may be a bit neurotic, but he means no harm unless you are mean to his friends. Don't try it. This is not a warning, it's a demand.

Fun facts:
• His full name is Lidzer Piguel Spear. NOT SPEARS, SPEAR. SINGULAR. HE IS NOT RELATED TO ANY CELEBRITIES.
• He's actually related closest to alligators, but he denies it. He says he's "related to T-rexes", but he's just sad it wasn't something prehistoric.
• He has arms, but doesn't have them all the time, youknowwhatimsayin???????
• Why does his eyes usually float? The answer is superconductors.
• Lidzer needs plenty of heat and a good basking spot. This annoys his friends, however, as they have to put up with him cranking up the thermostat to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 fahrenheit, or 5.5556e+52 celsius. He can survive the heat due to being fireproof.